I saw this during the Bears-Saints game. It’s pretty funny…
Manager: Ok, the presentation is tomorrow, so lets make sure we know our usual responsibilities. Jeff, you keep feeding me old information. Dean, I need you to continue not living up to your resume. Sue, you’re in charge of waffling.
Sue: "Are you sure?"
Manager: "Jerome, you’ll talk a big game and then do nothing."
Jerome: "Let’s do it!"
Manager: "Rick, can you fold under pressure for me?
Rick: "Like a lawn chair."
Manager: "And Ted, you just keep thinking everyone is out to get you."
Ted: "They are."
Manager: "I’ll be at FedEx Kinkos, where they will help me design, print, copy and finish the proposal."