Burger King is running a funny new TV commercial for their Spicy Chicken Sandwich that features a Kung Fu Master type character instructing a chicken in martial arts. A rough script of the action is below:
Kung Fu Master: "You have too much kick, learn to control it!"
Chicken knocks over barrel
Kung Fu Master: "Again!"
Chicken knocks down small building
Kung Fu Master: "Still too much kick"
Chicken knocks head off of large statue
Kung Fu Master: "Lit-tle kick"
Kung Fu Master: "You are ready…"
Chicken precisely side kicks the Master’s walking stick, splitting it vertically down the middle.
For some reason, this commercial reminds me of one of my co-workers, Jeff T., since he shows a similar enthusiasm for life as the chicken (which is a good thing).